A húskonzervet villával összetörjük, és vajjal, tejföllel, reszelt sajttal, sóval, borssal kenhető krémet készítünk. Ezzel kenjük meg a félbe vágott kifliket és forró sütőben pirítsuk meg.

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Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, “Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs.” “But why me?” said the Cock, “I have only TWO legs!” So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt. Centipede said nothing and left the room.
The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up. One hour later, they couldn’t wait anymore. “What’s the devil Centipede doing?” Snake said impatiently, “Cat, go out and take a look!”
When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!! So the angry Cat said, “What are you doing here?”
“Can’t you see? I’m putting on my shoes,” said Centipede.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.” The child thought about this for a moment. “So why is the groom wearing black?”